Fifty Shades of Great
Honestly S M isnt really my thing. Neither is Twilight inspired fan fiction. Or plotless books for that matter. But Im not against a risque novel and Im all for good sex. Im not a multi-billionaire but I do okay. Im not fifty shades effd up. I am however, a minimum of fifty shades of great. Allow me to elaborate.
Here are fifty ways Im great. I
1. Walk on the street-side of the sidewalk to shield you from massive semi-trucks and rogue bikers.
2. Sit in the middle seat on flights so you can have take the aisle or window.
3. Let you pick Netflix movies, or recommend a good one if you dont care.
4. Give massages.
5. Buy dinner.
6. Buy drinks
7. Take the first shot of whiskey to prove its safe.
8. Buy you flowers.
9. Buy you chocolate.
. Bring you fresh drinks in the hot tub.
. Appoint myself designated driver. Or get us a cab.
. Open car doors for you.
. Hail taxis.
. Walk or skate the beach with you.
. Ski or snowboard with you.
. Throw my down jacket over puddles so you dont soak your stilettos.
. Remind you, you dont look fat in anything, and even better without anything lady seeking casual sex CA San mateo 94402 at all.
18. Manscape.
19. Hold your hair back when youre puking or whenever its getting in the way.
20. Bike or Mt. Bike with you.
21. Swim or hike with you.
22. Light the grill and bbq the meat.
23. Remember to put the toilet seat down mostly.
24. Put the cap back on the toothpaste some of the time.
25. Take out the garbage.
26. Check your oil.
27. Check your tires air pressure.
28. Rescue you from insects.
29. Let the dog outside to pee in the morning.
30. Share your animosity toward the G.O.P.
31. Share your love of music.
32. Take weekend getaways with you.
33. Watch your favorite TV shows with you.
34. Watch the Sounders with you.
35. Watch the Seahawks with you.
36. Watch the Mariners with you.
37. Watch the Tour De France with you.
38. Act as a human shield in a kidnapping situation.
39. Get your prescriptions filled.
40. Agree that a 3-some would be totally gross or totally awesome (based on your preference).
41. Go to live shows and concerts with you.
42. Go to the museum with you.
43. Go to plays with you.
44. Retreat to mountains or ocean with you.
45. Ride my bike sans hands.
46. Research gadgets and sports equipment.
47. Recommend excellent restaurants.
48. Operate the jaws of life to save you from the burning wreckage.
49. Liberally apply suntan lotion/oil.
50. Act out scenes from movies or books with you :-)
If youve made it this far, and are at all interested, send me a photo and share few of your shades with me. Oh, and if youre rolling your eyes right now, thats fine, just so long as you know the consequences :-)
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