An Open Letter to All Toddlers Dear Toddlers: We you. Really. Most of the time you're absolutely adorable. That little thing you do when you wrap both your arms around our necks, kiss us on the cheek, and say, "I you, daddy"? Kills us every time. We can't get enough of that! We also that you're speaking coherently now. Life is so much easier now that you can verbalize the fact that wearing green socks makes you go completely insane. Sorry about that. Really, we had no idea. Our bad. Seeing your imaginations at work these days has been a blast. It's unbelievably cute watching you use the remote control as a telephone. We wish you'd stop hiding it though. Putting it in the refrigerator was a good idea. We never would have looked there. And who knew you toddlers were so damn funny? We that "everything is a hat" routine that you do. When you wrapped daddy's jeans around your head, you looked like the cutest little suicide bomber this side of Tehran! And that comedy bit about pretending to eat the dog food is the funniest thing since -'s "Raw." Really, almost everything you do these days totally cracks us up. But, listen up, my little 3-foot friends. You're not going to be toddlers forever., that "being cute" thing is going to start wearing a little thin. You're going to need to back it up with some serious substance. After all, the world is filled with formerly cute who couldn't quite cut it at the next level. If you want all this continued and affection, you're going to need to raise your game. Here's some advice.
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