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Fresh out the state pen Been a while since I been on a date and I know how things have changed since 1992 when I went on a state issued vacation. I am a little shy but warm up quick over some chow. I am real good and handy around the house meaning I can fix a lot of things. I am also good at finding lost remotes and empty wine bottles. Speaking of wine I like most wines and I am a certifed wine taster in the West side of town. I can also fix and repair any broken jewlery you have just leave it with me and you will see broken jewlerly dissapear. I also like to working in the yard. I can mow flowers and do some light tree work, nothing to strainous. I am also good with numbers cause I can count your money good and balance your check book better than wells fargo. I have only been in trouble with the law one time, one day, one night and they pinned some of that stuff on me cause I was there. I am a free man and deswrve a 2nd chance and I want to prove myself to the right woman. I very muscular because I lift weights daily and I can shoot pook, play spades and I work good n the kitchen. Especially by the table and refrigarator. I get disablity so I can help buy some groceries once in a while. I am seeking a submissive woman that has been thru hell but not back yet. I will treat you good and be your Knight-mare in shining armor. I still have most of my teeeth, but one of my eyes is a bit crooked from playing look out. I do not like to fight but if you push me or rasie your voice its on like gravy baby. I dont mind a little disagreement but dont push it too far because I dont like married wives looking real sex Doral hitting women I am a lover and part time fighter. I am a mamas boy meaning if your mama needs some action too and can keep a lid on things I can share. What I went to prison for is my personal business and somethings dont need to be shared but I am a new man. I dress up well in a suit on Saturday night to go to the club and I promise I can wear that same suit to church Sunday morning and not smell. I know how to work on a car too. I can fix it as long as you got gas money. Now if you think we might be a good match you are probably right. Dont hesitate to email me some fine pictures of you and I will send you my last mug shot now on face book. I was also on the front covr of the Slammer 3 months ago and thast picture is in color. Orange is not my favorite color, green is and gold and silver in that order. I want to take the time to say thankyou for reading my post and giving a man like me a 2nd chance, Bless you. Remeber in the bible where it says love thy neighbor and dont judge a man by his shoes. I do have family here a brother in Mint Hill with a farm but he is crippled and got some fat woman living there. I would help him out but we never got along much after I stole his car, sold his tractor, spanked his ex-wife. For some reason a few of his kids look more like me than him but hell thats another story.