Married couples wants friendship

Searching for that special lady m4w I am looking for that special lady who can make me laugh at myself when I am being funny.
Someone who doesn't take life too serious and knows how to relax and find time to release.
I am searching for someone to keep a smile on my face and a song in my head.
Someone who has an interest in being treated with respect, admired and honored.
Any age or any race is fine with me.
But, will not answer anyone under 21 nor over my age.
I am a romantic and love to treat my mate to a night of full body massages,
tender kisses, soft strokes and sweet caresses.......
Someone who is clean, fun, engaging, has a great conversation, knows how
to be respectful in public, can hold her liquor, has a sense of humor and can cook.
Someone who has a fresh mind, with a clean speech and naughty bedroom manners.
And finally, someone who doesn't mind sharing a picture of herself, will talk
on the , answer an occasional text message and can accept an invitation
for a night out on the town sometime.
If this sounds like you, then send an email with the words 'I am the one"
in the subject line.
All inquires will be answered in the order received.
Sorry, but if your reply doesn't have a pic and doesn't get answered blame it on all
that alcohol you're drinking. hehe.
Every reply with a picture that is a real picture of yourself will get full consideration.
Pictures of my face and more of my body will go to those who answer with pictures of themselves.