You say "there never seems to be any takers." I'm guessing your problem is that you are thinking an above average sized penis is going to make up for a lack of intelligence, charm, tact, skill and/or decorum. The fact that you posted a personal ad on a forum that has one explicit rule outlined clearly on the opening, "no personal ads," shows you probably lack most or all of the traits I mentioned. Most glaringly you lack intelligence. Although most women are going to respond positively in an intimate situation to a large penis, they really won't care to meet or be intimate with you in the first place unless there is some other substance about you. Your penis certainly isn't large enough to attract trophy hunters looking for a big cock sport fuck. There are "interesting" people on here, but they are here for the stated purpose of this board. Discussion related to the topic. There are a few idiots that come through every night looking for "cyberfun" and a handful of bigger idiots (such as yourself) pass through in a inane and futile attempt to hook-up, but for the most part people stick to questions, discussion, and observations. In addition to being a lame pick-up attempt, your post doesn't even pertain to the topic of the forum. But as for why there "never seems to be any takers" for what you are offering ..as is almost always the case, the problem is you. If you're stupid enough to look for a hook-up on a discussion forum, then I doubt you're the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Cute/Discreet/Married
Maybe you have viewed CL occasionally partially for entertainment. Secretly hoping there is someone out there you could relate to. You rarely answer a post. No one you know would ever guess you would consider an affair or a fun sexual adventure with someone you met on CL.
But, you know there has to be that special friend out there Maybe?
I am married, all around cute, fun, and I even dress well
I am looking for a fit, fun, attractive, intelligent woman for a fun discreet adventure.
I dont have a preference if you are attached or not, but understand I am wanting this to be discreet.
Also would you put "adventure" in the title to help with weeding out spam
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