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Whats up peeps? Well, as the ad states, I am a bad boy looking for a bad girl! Sound simple? Well, maybe, maybe not. I am an ex-pro-catburglar (only because I have not found anything lately to rob that will be worth my time) who has been to prison multiple times for various things. Things I have NOT been to prison for include ANY SEX CRIME, murder or robbery with any kind of weapon, just to clear that up. I am highly intelligent (although some would disagree due to the multiple prison sentences but, hey, I keep getting out don't I) and am looking for someone who is equally intelligent or not (as long as she can follow instructions well). I am Clyde looking for Bonnie. I would like her to want to learn cool things like working on electronics, bypassing security systems and other things I will only mention in person. If she will show interests in my interests, I will show interests in hers. I am not really looking for really big girls as they tend to get stuck in windows etc. (Sorry BBW's!) but regular to small builds ok. Few extra pounds ok. Tons of fun...not ok. The whole window thing you see. When I am not incarcerated, doing a job or asleep I enjoy watching movies, House, Bones, NCIS and other things money or science related.
What I am looking for in a woman: weight is dependent upon heigth; not afraid of giving a blowjob (her, not me!) ( or swallowing if the occassion s for it-again, her not me); knows how to be a bad bitch but a sexy bitch too (BUT NOT A "HO"!); computer knowledge a plus as well but I am willing to teach skills to the right person. In return, I will be your loving gorilla and protect you and try to make a life with you and bond you out of jail if need be. I am not looking for dope whores etc but please do not let that keep you from responding. I dont do drugs but drink once in a while and do get some good pills on occassion. Since I dont do any kind of drugs, may be willing to work out sex for drugs deal in the event I do get some. I do like to eat a sexy pussy but I dont want it to smell like a sushi bar. If it does, "no fucky sucky". So if you are an outlaw bad ass woman (under say 45) drop me a mail on here. If you are a cop I can tell you I will not be interested unless you are that sexy woman cop from Van Buren (you know who you are!) and then I might make an exception simply because even though you are a cop you have "Bad Ass Bitch" potential! So...... let me know what is up.
UPDATE #1. >>>>>
Well, I have had quite a few responses but mostly an email or two then, bye-bye. Come on girls? Is there not one real outlaw bitch left out there? All the seemingly "lonely" women on here and nothing? I swear, my luck with women is so bad it could rain a storm of pussies and I would STILL get hit in the head with a big fat cock! I know I might come across a little, well, brash, but I am being honest. I would think that that would be a refreshing experience for all you vets on here who have heard every lie a guy can tell you to get laid! So do you women NOT want honesty? I dont know. Let me tell you what I do know though. I know that you (you meaning Mrs. Right) have not contacted me yet. I am tired of bullshit and games. Isnt there just a lonely girl out there for a movie or something? Hell fuck the blow job or pussy, at this point I would be happy with a girl who could just keep her mouth shut and not jabber through a movie! Anyway, you women out there must have no concept of what having fun really means because you keep missing opportunities. Oh well, I will keep posting and hoping (no pun intended) and see what happens.
UPDATE #2 >>>>> Well, someone keeps flagging this post for removal and I can only assume it is the same one, and also assume it is a woman! Well, MORON, I can stick it on here as many times as you take it off! WHAT PART OF BAD BOY DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? See, that's what I mean, nobody is interested in an honest person. You bitches all want that guy who is going to lie to you when you ask him if your ass looks fat in those jeans. Well, since he does not have the balls to tell you, I WILL! HELL YES YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT IN THOSE JEANS! HELL, IT LOOKS FAT IN ANY DAMN JEANS. You have mirrors and you really don't know this? Your ass would be fat if it was wearing a 4-man Coleman Dome Tent made by Ahab the tent maker! Look, as the "brothers" say, "don't hate da playa, hate da game!" What is the problem? I can just see the old prude, dusty-ass pussied bitch who keeps on booting me off. If I offend you, then quit reading my post you dumb bitch, but leave it for other less prudish women to enjoy! Well, that is all for this update since nothing new has happened. My pecker is still the same size, still broke with same crappy jobs and car and pad. If I move up in the world, I will update further. So, until next time....
Davis
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