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And LADIES: Now I love pussy as much as the next guy, but some of these internal gynecological shots dont leave much to the imagination Sometimes Im not even sure what Im looking at! I dont know whether to be horny or refer you to a specialist. Although I AM a certified boob man Ill even show you my certificate (But only up to about a EEE. After that, the risk of asphyxiation increases substantially). Ever try to motorboat a Triple F? Youre taking your life in your hands! Although I suppose that IS a risk Im willing to take ;)
And do feel free to me to send over my face pic I dont post it for fear of being contacted by my grandmother looking to provide me with a handy/blowy which would mentally castrate me for life. Thats why all the decapitated pics but I promise I have a head and Im cute.
And Im afraid I cannot supply you with my " cock-shot cause I aint got one (" that is) so unless you have pathologiy large vagina or if cervical poking and Endometrial stretching is your thing, Id do just fine (No, Im not a doctor but I play one on the radio).
ABOUT ME two words: Normal.
Ok, thats just one word, but here on Cragislist it should really count for two. Im a fun-loving, VERY Good-Looking (just ask my mom), kinda funny, upstanding citizen who is an entrepreneur (no, not unemployed), fit/muscular, all-around nice and generous fella. About 5" and Oh, and I brush twice a day and floss once a day (very important, am I right?). Im sexually playful and can certainly have a wild side and Im looking for the same (well, you know, a girl though guys dont get excited). Oh and I like girly-girls no dominatrix please you frighten me, and I wouldnt even know what to do with that. And Im D/D/D free (that last D is for a duck. I dont have a duck.)
Who Im looking for?? Well, a Friend with Benefits" scenario (ya know, 4K, Dental, Health Savings account .ok maybe slightly different kinda benefits ;)
Age, Race, Favorite breed of Monkey, etc. doesnt really matter :)
me! And maybe a pic too??

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